Original message:
 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 Scrambled message:
 on db nlfmrotv fherIyto oho noaert  oabn' trl limf at ta.heeaat 

 Mirrored message:
 .ymotobol latnorf a naht em fo tnorf ni elttob a evah rehtar d'I